shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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