Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I AM VODKA MAN
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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