found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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