i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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