I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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