Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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