She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
People in love make me want to vomit
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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