he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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