scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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