"it" just moved
4 words: hood of his car
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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