Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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