do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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