Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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