some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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