i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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