at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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