distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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