White coat. Heels.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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