so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
sarcasm needs its own font
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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