i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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