and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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