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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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