That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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