Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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