"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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