Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You need a sexual gate keeper
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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