spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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