You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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