So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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