How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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