i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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