when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!