So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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