I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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