My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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