WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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