Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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