You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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