Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Dicks are not precious.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
