I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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