i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
