Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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