When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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