That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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