do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Randomize
