Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
