he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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