Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Dicks are not precious.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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