I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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