I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
