i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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