don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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