If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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