Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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