It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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