i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.