i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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