You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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