brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Boobs are out for the taking
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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